im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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