i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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