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my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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