it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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