Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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