How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
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that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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