one two three fourrrrnication!
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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