it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
And then he peed in my hair
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