your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
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