when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
