Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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