I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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