Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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