Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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