you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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