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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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