Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
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He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
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Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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