For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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