You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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