If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
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meet me or not, i'm out of control
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
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ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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