Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
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I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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