Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
We left the knife in your bed.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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