Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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