Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
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our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
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well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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