I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
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I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
please don't ironically join a cult
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