i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
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heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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