I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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