Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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