I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
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she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
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I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
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