Me too!
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Randomize
