I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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