I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Randomize
