so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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