Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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