I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
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Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
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not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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