Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
so that wasnt chicken after all
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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