Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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