I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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