I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..