I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
29 “I’m Getting Old” Moments
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
19 Worst Song Lyrics of All Time
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot