so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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