Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
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So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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