Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize