i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
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I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
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I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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