im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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