"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
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