Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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