Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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