I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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