Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
My dick has a subreddit
Drunk is not a location!
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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