Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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