Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
