big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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