is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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