careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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